Blimey, it's been nearly a month since my last nugget (although judging by the other blogs I have touched in on it seems the norm to take a break over the festive period and beyond...way beyond). Though most people may have used the conventional calendar (hopefully not Cycling Weekly's piss poor effort) to measure the passing of time I choose a far more reliable method - the length of my leg hair. Every morning when I step into the shower I look down and see the sorry reminder of my 2 wheeled inactivity - flowing blond tresses from my lower calves. NO MORE!! I am today resolving to return to both waxing lyrical and waxing my pins - well, not actually waxing because, despite my sadistic beloved's attempts to put me through the hell of tearing them out, I prefer to use Kiehls shaving cream. Not only does it give a silky smooth touch but also a tantalising tingle. It's a 100% masculine thing to do.
PS - Not my pants
